Master Class programming architect and good friend George Johns sent me the following unnerving update that seemed imperative for sharing. Try not to be too alarmed!
My neighbor just got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO’s are now forced to play Miniature Golf.
Exxon Mobile just laid-off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with just one wife.
McDonalds just started selling the “Quarter Ouncer.”
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America!
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together they now have to share a room.
Las Vegas’ Treasure Island Casino is now managed by Somali Pirates.
Last night I was so depressed about it all, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I might be suicidal, they got excited and asked if I could drive a truck!
This too shall pass.
